You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Let's get the cat blown out
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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