i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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