"it" just moved
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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