its not stalking. its research.
Is it because I queefed?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
