Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize