barbara walters just said penis...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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