Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
420 ftw
I will die if light touches me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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