The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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