i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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