He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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