what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
