I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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