The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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