You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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