Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My penis needs a shock collar
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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