marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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