It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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