Plan B is the new Plan A
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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