tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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