Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Dicks are not precious.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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