I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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