No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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