I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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