She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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