Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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