I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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