The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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