Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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