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(612): View more from Minnesota

how drunk are you?

(952): View more from Minnesota

What does that even mean anymore?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

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(319): View more from Iowa

By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"

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(614): View more from Ohio

over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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(302): View more from Delaware

NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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(540): View more from Virginia

About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.

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(518): View more from New York

That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.

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(805): View more from California

Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.

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