is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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