Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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