i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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