Is it normal to miss your booty call?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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