My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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