you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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