Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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