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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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(204): View more from Manitoba

some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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(519): View more from Ontario

Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous

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(562): View more from California

I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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(616): View more from Michigan

My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"

(1-616): View more from Michigan

I think you were raised by the wrong sister

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!

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