who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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