what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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