we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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