If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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