Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
