Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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