I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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