Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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