even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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