you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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