I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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