Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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