Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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