Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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