Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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