she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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