So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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