So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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